We’re going to be liveblogging the Oscars! Check back here 7pm Eastern Time|4pm Pacific Time for all of the madness!
Welp guys that’s it, it’s done and over and Leo finally won but I’m still upset
Max should’ve totally won
Noooo. Never Ed
Geoff, calm down!
mad max should have won. even my girlfriend had no idea what the fuck spotlight was
ok goodnight its so late
Fucking Spotlight. The safe choice of the year
man FUCK THE OSCARS
The revenant for best picture?
M O R G A N F R E E M A N
Morgan Freeman everybody
of course they get morgan freeman for best picture
and they’re not playing him off
man he is using it to talk about climate change! look at this guy
Leo talks about the environment. Drink!
no Josh the internet just DIED
Pretty cool, we all have to admit
hahahaha what a relief for america
lmao welp Leo won. Look how fast he ran up there!
best actor: LEO
Damn, two consecutive winners in one year
I would laugh so hard if eddie redmayne won again
It’s not, but fuck it
This is everything the world has been waiting for
this isn’t even my favorite performance of his tbh (leo’s)
lmao love cranston’s face
man Ed I guess. I don’t even know
So Leo for Best Acty right?
I’m waiting on Pins and Needles here
Here we go…will Leo finally win? Will the internet break?!
she’s good in everything. even Trainwreck. she was my favorite thing in the movie
I love her from Scott Pilgrim. That’s the only thing I’ve seen her in.
love love love Brie Larson
best actress: brie larson
best actress: Brie Larson
hah called it.
also I dunno why Jennifer Lawrence got nominated again
I feel like Brie Larson will get this one
ed’s also deaf in one ear so you win some you lose some
i have 12 and miguel has 13
I’m sure he’s just chuffed
ed has 16 correct answers on his oscar ballot
Also I hate you Ed, for being right about best director
it’ll definitely be interesting to see next year’s oscars
I mean as it should though….
Inarritu joined the conversation about race. It has dominated the oscars so far
get the fuck off the stage dude. I’m pissed.
google that shit josh
lol geoff, it took me so long to find out how to spell his name
I think George miller should have won
god damn it, not who I wanted to win
Yeah…the sacrifices we make for this site
its past my bedtime so hard
yeah that was a bit weird
lmao ALI G
maybe dont *think* you’re the first openly gay man to win an oscar? maybe google it
Well that’s kind of him at least
that lady gaga song CLEARLY should have won
best song: writing on the wall
UGGH SUCH A TERRIBLE SONG WON
wow something from 50 shades of grey got nominated? AND Writing’s on the wall got nominated? Bullshit
yeah that was classy
Very nice of the Oscars to not play him off
the other 5% was like rey’s theme etc
It was like 95% re-used themes
Some debate here if Star Wars was *really* original
wow! morricone. Surprised.
Original score: Hateful Eight
I like how AT&T thinks they’re the shit when they’re just shit
yeah it must have been super tough for them to be up there. Bless them.
wow. terrific, powerful performance. assume those are assault victims behind her. damn
Wow. Powerful message.
Talking about sexual assault. Unexpected but necessary
oh wow, joe is gettin real
that came out of left field lol
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
Joe Biden? what the shit?
NICE. Ballot is looking better
For like five mins
Best Foreign film: Son of Saul
Oh shit he was in that bad terminator movie
miguel thinks every asian man is from Lost
HUGE UPSET for short film, stutterer wins
I didn’t see any of these short films
oscars have done a good job using cute kids this year
err and the beginning of 2016 too. I love how they follow it up with a peppy Coke commercial
2015 sucked man
fuck, and leonard nimoy
ahh David Bowie 🙁
*not to say
Not say Christopher Lee isn’t missed either
alan rickman nooooo
ALAN RICKMAN was perhaps the one I was saddest about
They picked a good artist for this part though.
aw the sad part 🙁
Whoopi’s tattoo is all anyone is paying attention to at this point
I’m tag teaming Josh to live blog the rest of the oscars by the way guys hope that’s okay
Also that was awkward
Poor kid, he has no idea where the fuck to go
She was my favorite in the new star wars
Oh hey Daisy Ridley!
best documentary: amy
I’m just now tuning in
yes geoff its the oscars!
Josh anything big happening?
ugh i lost again! ballot not looking great
“this oscar is going home in a honda civic”
real talk from louis ck, of course
what is even happening
Supporting actor: mark rylance???????????
that was a good segment too. Chris Rock is killing it
these kohls commercials are pretty good
solid performance by the weeknd
I would be ok with kevin hart hosting next year
easiest call of the night there
best animated feature: inside out
that is NOT tom hanks and tim allen!
5th oscar from the country of Chile, nice
got that wrong on my oscar ballot 🙁
animated short was bear story
this girl scout cookies shtick is like ellen’s pizza delivery guy
the star trek robots are on stage
love love love Ex Machina
YES!!! We all screamed!
Visual effects: Ex Machina!!!!!!!!!
First Donald Trump joke. Drink!
That man gave a very nice speech.
Sound mixing: Mad Max
Sound editing: Mad Max
excited for lady gaga and the weeknd tbh
That’s actually a really big step toward Best Picture for Mad Max
Best editing: Mad Max
He’s also been nominated 5 times before that…wow
Emmanuel Lubezki has won THREE (3) cinematography oscars in a row. Gravity, Birdman and now The Revenant
Cinematography: The Revenant.
Where Wallace at??
I’m concerned that the more small awards Mad Max wins the less of a chance it has with the big ones
Makeup and hair: Mad Max
Best speeches yet from the Mad Max production peeps
Production design: Mad Max
Tina Fey is a national treasure
First “save the environment” speech. Drink!
First of hopefully many awards for Mad Max. On a personal note I am failing miserably on my Oscar ballot
Costume design: Mad Max
Ex Machina should win ALL the awards
Happy for Vikander, but deserved it for Ex Machina
She got it for the wrong role
Best supporting actress: Alicia Vikander
Kate Winslet C’mon!!!
Henry Cavill has the most amazing voice I have ever heard.
THIS IS THE WORST SONG EVER
Sarah Silverman, what are you doing?
None of us really got the Stacey Dash thing, sooo
That was my favorite part yet. I would TOTALLY watch Tracy Jordan as The Danish Girl
omg this is great….TRACY JORDAN!!!!
Commercials have been really good so far, even better than the Superbowl if I do say
Don’t agree with that. BUT it did take a very complicated topic and made it understandable, and funny
Adapted screenplay: Big Short
Adapted Screenplay? The Big Short. Miguel says the Martian because he’s an idiot. I stand by that
Good little bit from Russel Crowe and Ryan Gosling there. Well written and acted. Would make a good cop movie
Fun note — Paul Thomas Anderson intentionally makes his screen plays open and non-detailed so the actors have freedom.
Really enjoyed how the nominees were introduced. Gives a nice glimpse into how screenplays are made.
Best original screenplay: Spotlight
Original screenplay – I say Spotlight
Good intro but not one for people at the Oscars.
“We want opportunities. That’s it”
“You’re damn right Hollywood is racist. Sorority racist”
Hollywood is a “different type of racist”
Now he’s saying there should be categories for black actors/actresses
holy shit. Chris Rock is really hammering this home. Talking about black people getting shot
Wow…Chris got dark. “When grandma was swinging from a tree..” followed by awkward laughs
“How come it’s always unemployed people who tell you to quit?”
coming out swinging, chris. “White people’s choices awards”
great intro graphic Oscars team!
on the flip side, charlize theron….damn
whoopi goldberg has a giant tattoo??!!?
Ed is making mussels yall. we fancy
I just made my first Christian Bale pun so things are going well
wait, it doesn’t start for 30 minutes? ugh
I’m here! Well we’re all here but I’m the only one working. Go figure
I won’t be attending this at all tonight but hopefully Leo nails it. Have fun all.